Life is better with Telegrams

ASTERISK PEOPLE ISSUE

E-mail has spoiled you. You want instant gratification in everything you do. Why not travel back in time and send messages via Telegrams? In a sense anyway. Send a telegram to your mistress or to your adoring gentlemen callers and show them how you care!

How does it work? We imagine (because we are too lazy to research) that Telegrams were processed magnetically by FUN-gineers and sent to a hub then read by darling old ladies. They then print what is socially acceptable and hand it to a courier. A courier in case you didn't know was a form of e-mail back in the day. Balderdash, you say? Tough!

MESSAGE FROM THE ASTERISK SAN FRANCISCO TELEGRAM SERVICE.

Dear Visitor,
If it is instant gratification you seek
you have time traveled to the wrong era.
By using the magic that is known to you as the “INTERWEBS”
we bring back the art of the Telegram.

Your messages will be received
but not as instantly as you’d wish.

Savour the wait. Watch that E-mail Box.
A copy of your telegram will be sent to you and your recepient.

Enjoy!



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